Quotes

GOB: (As Franklin) Can I tell you something, my man? (As himself) Sure, Franklin. (As Franklin) You are one cool bleep. Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.

George, Sr.: Get off my wife, you bastard!

GOB: (As Franklin) What’s the matter with you?!

-- Meat the Veals

George, Sr.: (As Franklin) Yo, man, you’re going to get your sorry white ass thrown in jail. (As himself) I said that’s enough!

-- Meat the Veals

George, Sr.: Fine. Put the ether on the puppet’s lips, have the puppet kiss her.

GOB: (As Franklin) I ain’t kissing that old bitch.

George, Sr.: (Strangling Franklin) That’s my wife, you bastard!

GOB: Dad, that’s my wrist! (As Franklin) Hey, man, that’s his neck!

-- Meat the Veals

Lucille: They’re not going to let you in at the country club with that.

Buster: (As Franklin) I don’t want no part of your tight-ass country-club, you freak bitch!

-- Meat the Veals

GOB: (Singing) / It ain’t easy being white / (Singing, as Franklin) / It ain’t easy being brown / (Singing as himself) / All this pressure to be bright / (Singing as Franklin) / I got children all over town / (Singing as himself) / Sometimes ... / (In normal voice) Hey, where’d the guy go?

-- Righteous Brothers