Michael
"Michael, everyone in the engine room drowned."
"Thank you! Spoiler alert!"
Everything in this section contains spoilers except for the 'about' page, since its intention is to introduce Office newbies to Michael Scott. Enjoy.
The basics
The general specifics: About
"And therein lies the true essence of his charisma": Personality
Hanging out with the lunchlady: Family and Past
"Sometimes we play hard when we should be working hard": Work
"Oh, fun fact — I share my birthday with Eva Longoria":
Trivia
Relationships
"He’s like Mozart, and I’m like Mozart’s friend": Dwight
"He usually does better on the second attempt": Pam
"Say what you will about Michael Scott, but he would never do that": Jim
"... it’s nothing compared to the way Michael looks at me": Ryan
"Please don’t smell me, Michael": Jan
"It felt really good to take money from Michael": Toby
"Where is Michael Snot? Sniffing some dude’s thong?": Packer
"Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship": Andy
Quotes
General Michaelisms
Mispronounciations and malapropisms
Pop Culture/History misquotes
Social ignorance